why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’
You may mess up, but you are not a mess up.
You may make a mistake, but you are not a mistake.
You may screw up, but you are not a screw up.
You may fail, but you are not a failure.
You are not your downfalls.
someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool
don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that assBut make sure you have consent to smack dat ass
ask the cutie before you touch the booty
if u R ever in an argument use these insults and u will make the other person cry bc there R so good
- half eaten sandwich
- useless fungal infection
- literal turd burger
- Netflix® buffer
- 2003 fergie
- 5th president James Monroe
- half chewed pencil
- The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
- absolute white crayon
- quiet meme thief
- TI-84 plus Silver Edition™ Calculator by Texas Instruments®
- diarrhea apocalypse